Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend
Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
what do batman and a blackman have in common. Answer: they cant go anywhere without robin.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
what did the orphan say to the other. quick robin to the bat mobile
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
Robin Williams’ death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed)
quins gay
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! oh quin how was eating that tight butt must be nasty i heard u met from rear ending him
more about quinn he loves robin he loves his tight ass he licks up all his shit after taco bell
quin loves robin all he says is robin this isnt a joke quins gay
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can't stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain't been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue thats dead
what did the orphan say to the other? ROBIN GET THE BATMOBILE!
A man enters the bank and says, 'hi I'm robin, you'? The man was arrested instantly.
why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?
cos he has no problem robin' your girl
