theres something on ur chin....... no the 3rd one
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water ' His wife asked what that for. it is for your headache i dont have a headache
he smiles gotcha!!!!
if im ugly at least im not you
"You Must Be Why They INvented THe Word Ugly"
U look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
credits: to my freind
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
(me)I know why u don't have friends. (kid) why? (me) because u can't even figure that out.
ur the reason got created the middle finger
