Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road...because his mom said ven bakac🐔🐓
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
why didi the hiken cross he roadAnswer Answer a (the man he said He's to rape the people on. The side on the road chi
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick!
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
