Retweet Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Foundation

1 view · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Bad Luck

95 views · Verosika MayDay · 4 years ago

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

Heart

34 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

Abuse

507 views · octavius · 3 years ago

like this if you have ever been abused.

Attention

12 views · Tom · 3 years ago

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Pentagon

51 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

Emo

60 views · lololololololo · 3 years ago

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

Heart

15 views · Wade · 1 year ago

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

Night

16 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

I love rdr2

A person is standing in the snow. The snow around them has been deformed to resemble male genitalia. The text on the image says: "To the tech artist who worked multiple late nights on the snow deformation technology, know that you've brought much joy to the world."

Twitter

40 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

Animal

44 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Pokemon

55 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post and a reply. The tweet from the official Pokémon account asks, "How would you put 'I'm a Pokémon Trainer' on your resume?". A reply from a user named WanderingWeeaboo reads, "i kidnap wild animals and shove them in my balls".

Hot Dog

13 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

Virgin

58 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Tweet

82 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme showing a Twitter post by Nicki Minaj. The text in the tweet states, "my pussy so wet no child in africa would be thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire continent." Below the tweet is a reaction image of a cat with wide eyes and a shocked expression.

Florida Man

31 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Boob

77 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

Animal

136 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

Spam

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

FBI

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.