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Foundation

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

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Heart

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

Twitter

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

Heart

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

Night

I love rdr2

A person is standing in the snow. The snow around them has been deformed to resemble male genitalia. The text on the image says: "To the tech artist who worked multiple late nights on the snow deformation technology, know that you've brought much joy to the world."

Animal

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

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Tweet
Pokémon →
@Pokemon
How would you put "I'm a Pokémon
Trainer" on your resume?
2:58 PM 4/6/21 - Sprinklr
177 Retweets 132 Quote Tweets 2,217 Likes
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↑
Wandering Weeaboo @Churc... 10m ...
Replying to @Pokemon
i kidnap wild animals and shove them in
my balls
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Hot Dog

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

Boob

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

Florida Man

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Animal

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

FBI

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Spam

Virgin

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Dick

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Account

The first part shows a tweet from the National Park Service stating: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold." Below that is a reply from heychrisjones stating "Who is running this account?" The second part shows a reply from the National Park Service that contains an image. The image shows a marmot wearing a headset and sitting at a computer in an office setting.

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Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
my pussy so wet no child in africa would be
thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire
continent
08:52 AM - 03 Feb 14
24.8K Retweet 2,418 Quote Tweets 147K Likes

Minion

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"

Meme

A tweet from the user 'coronavirus' stating, "honestly, I did it for memes."

Mask

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask."

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