Retail jokes
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.