Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane