Repetition jokes
What are the first four letters of the alphabet?
Mum: (noticing the child's hair is too long) "You need a haircut."
Brother: (winning a game on PlayStation) "Yes! Get in!"
Uncle: (making plans) "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
Aunt: (singing a song from the show after overhearing the conversation) "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
Next day...
Student: I know the alphabet.
Teacher: OK, go on.
Student: "You need a haircut."
Teacher: How dare you make comments like this! Do you want to go to the headteacher?
Student: "Yes! Get in!"
Teacher: What do you think you're going to be doing?
Student: "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
*In headteacher's office*
Headteacher: Now, I hear you were very rude to the literacy teacher earlier. What do you have to say for yourself?
Student: "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
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My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
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What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
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