Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Repetition Jokes
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
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My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
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I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
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Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
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It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Nononono.
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A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"