Relief jokes

What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?

Answer: Assprin.

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.