Temperature control

Temperature control jokes

Vegetable

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

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  • Vegetable

    In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

    Why?

    They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

    Oven

    Nobody

    Literally nobody

    Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Vegetable

    Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?

    To keep all the vegetables fresh.

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  • Corner

    How do you stay warm in a cold room?

    You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.