whats red, takes my belt and wat i got from a wierd children house. an orphan
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke
Are you a toaster?
Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I'n done choking you You will be too.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.
Rose are red velvet is blue so are they
Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
