*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Just to an orphan. Orphan: your stupid You: your so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Depressed people are lame. Because they are just lame no reason
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
your so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
you're so ugly we cant have neighbor's
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" Thats what my friend said when he gave an epi-pen idk why tho
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: he got shot
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
