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The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road

For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?

A: He got shot.

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.

haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn't have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.