Real Life

Real Life jokes

Life

  • Literally every movie:

    "I love you." "I love you, too."

    My life:

    My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

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  • Girl

  • When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

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  • Mom

  • Mom: That's why your dad left you.

    Me: Why?

    Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

    Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

    Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

    (This actually did happen in real life.)

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  • Community talk

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  • Honestly , no other way to put it keep it mental shit in real life or private dm's , y'all making wje into a r/teenissues. Honestly slot of the mods think that y'all need to get it together and stop being depressed on a joke site , honestly wondering if community part can come back with anons cuz of how shitty it is here