Real Life

Real Life jokes

Suicide

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

Therapy

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Woman

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.