Real Life jokes
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
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Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Community talk
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
Honestly , no other way to put it keep it mental shit in real life or private dm's , y'all making wje into a r/teenissues. Honestly slot of the mods think that y'all need to get it together and stop being depressed on a joke site , honestly wondering if community part can come back with anons cuz of how shitty it is here
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