Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!!
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
Random person: minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life Me: well screw life maybe if i light a fire on myself i will go to minecraft (my excuse for suicide)
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
