Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
