Rapper

Rapper Jokes

School

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Parachute

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

Comb

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Library

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

Nap

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

Baseball

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

Party

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Vacuum

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Math book

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Broom

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

Telescope

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Music

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Shower

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Banker

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!