Rape

Rape Jokes

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet

How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..

shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist

My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy