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RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."

Werewolf

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."

J. Cole

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A black and white image of rapper J. Cole with dreadlocks. A white text box quotes him as saying, 'want to get fucked in the ass' from the song 'VILLUMINATI'. Below this image, a social media comment angrily defends J. Cole, claiming the quote is taken out of context and uses strong, vulgar language to insult the poster.

Line

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Wait, that's not the line

A black and white drawing of a man with a beard yelling. There is a speech bubble with the text "WE ARE NOT THE WALKING DEAD!"

Airport

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a face with wide, red-rimmed eyes and a strange expression. The text above reads, "The airport security guard after I whisper 'Don't be a hero' to him."

Woman

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that asks, "When did Drake's core fanbase turn from Black women to angry young male incel types? Like, honestly, when did this occur?"

EPIC The Musical

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 1 month ago

A sketchbook spread featuring colorful drawings of characters from EPIC: The Musical alongside quotes. On the left page, Hermes in yellow says 'And I call this root HOLY MOLY', and Polites in dark blue says 'This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms'. On the right page, Circe in pink says 'No, I'm not a player, I'm a puppeteer, no, I don't play, I puppeteer', Telemachus in cyan says 'I wanna be l-l-l-l-legendary', and Odysseus in magenta says 'Penelope, whyyy, you know I'm too shyyy'.

Daddy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with glasses sits in a car with a stained roof. The text overlayed on the image says, "Daddy will be home very soon, Kitten."

Healing

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

Tweet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme showing a Twitter post by Nicki Minaj. The text in the tweet states, "my pussy so wet no child in africa would be thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire continent." Below the tweet is a reaction image of a cat with wide eyes and a shocked expression.

Man

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

African Wise Proverb Quote

A quote against a tan background that reads, "A man, who swallows a whole coconut, has a complete faith in his anus. Wise African Proverb."

Friend

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Lmao

A baby is sitting and looking at a phone with a serious expression. The text on top says: "When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min. ME:(On google)". A small text on the right side says: "Be my permanent." The text below the image says: "Quotes about fake friend."

Lgbt

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

Gun

GG Miller · 3 years ago

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

Russia

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

J. Cole

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The meme shows a comparison between Lil Pump and J.Cole. The top left panel shows a picture of Lil Pump and says "lil pump" below. The top right panel shows J.Cole and says "J.Cole" below. The bottom left panel says "fuck j cole" and the bottom right says "fuck the rest i'm the best nigga out" (possibly pro-j cole)

Nonsense

Willy b · 6 months ago

FBI

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Criticism

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

Origami

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

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