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Man

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Twitter

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

Animal

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Russia

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Pokémon

A screenshot of a Twitter post and a reply. The tweet from the official Pokémon account asks, "How would you put 'I'm a Pokémon Trainer' on your resume?". A reply from a user named WanderingWeeaboo reads, "i kidnap wild animals and shove them in my balls".

Florida Man

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Boob

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

FBI

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Milk

A baby with a somewhat serious facial expression is sitting in a chair. Above the baby, the text reads "I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK" and below, the text continues with "BUT WHEN I DO."

Gun

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

Monday

Me after Monday

A dog dressed in a robe and towel on its head sits on a couch with a mug. The text on the image reads, "It's been a long week."

Tweet

A meme showing a Twitter post by Nicki Minaj. The text in the tweet states, "my pussy so wet no child in africa would be thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire continent." Below the tweet is a reaction image of a cat with wide eyes and a shocked expression.

Airport

A close-up of a face with wide, red-rimmed eyes and a strange expression. The text above reads, "The airport security guard after I whisper 'Don't be a hero' to him."

Child

Relatable

The image shows a close-up of the cartoon character Rick from the animated show Rick and Morty. Rick is looking sideways and has a lollipop in his mouth. Above his head are the words "Wanna go touch children?" and below him are the words "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Lgbt

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

Man

African Wise Proverb Quote

A quote against a tan background that reads, "A man, who swallows a whole coconut, has a complete faith in his anus. Wise African Proverb."

Friend

Lmao

A baby is sitting and looking at a phone with a serious expression. The text on top says: "When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min. ME:(On google)". A small text on the right side says: "Be my permanent." The text below the image says: "Quotes about fake friend."

Album

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. The initial tweet from @OvOBrezzzy expresses extreme positive sentiment about a new Drake and 21 Savage album using vulgar and sexual language: 'Drake and 21 put both of they meat in my ears and nutted at once with this new album 🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥'. A user named peazy replies, criticizing the phrasing with 'just say the album good nigga wtf', accompanied by a reaction image of a character looking disgusted from an animated movie.

Book

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Sex

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

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