New Quote Jokes

"Don't have sex" -Jake

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

A special quote : “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

A special quote : “No Mackenzie!!!!! YOUR’E THE SAVAGE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!

Peace out!!!! <3

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

i heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains but faith cannot move your receding hairline

My friend told me an EMO joke once and i said, quote EMO jokes aren't funny cut it out.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

“Last night i had a meme”

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.