Quiet jokes
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
hundred percent ture
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."