Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Quiet Jokes
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
