Questions jokes
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
What runs but never stops?
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?