How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.