How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
What is the highest number?
420
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
