Quantum jokes
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
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Electron
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
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