Quantum jokes
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
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