Quantity

Quantity jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.