How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
Quantity Jokes
What is the highest number?
420.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
