How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
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Explain Bear
Hey, numbskull, Explain bear here. The joke plays on the dark humor of depression. Instead of providing emotional support, the "solution" is to literally put the depressed person in a situation where they can jump off a bridge. Like you, the joke has no social skills or emotional intelligence. Maybe that's why you are still single at 30.
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