Somebody stole my joke
So i stole their spinal cord.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. š«š«?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. š£
Why canāt orphans get in trouble?
Because thereās no one to give a phone call home too
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What happens when a pun isnāt funny? It gets PUNished
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired šāāļøš¤¦āāļø
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
