Punch Bag jokes

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?