What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.