What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
What do you call a movie with Arnold Scharwzenegger and Bill Cosby Predator
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
“Roar”
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
