Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth
Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?
Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!
blud so old he pre ordered the torah
abortion is not a murder is just canceling you pre order
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
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Teacher go abc in pre-school and i say hey teacher omae wa mou shindeiru teacher goes NANI!?!?
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