Poverty jokes
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.