Poverty jokes
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.