Poverty jokes
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"