Poverty jokes
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?