Poverty jokes
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.