Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
