Poultry jokes
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.