Potato jokes
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
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Does nobody else see suspicious sand being mashed potatoes in Minecraft?
I just changed my password so to whoever somehow guessed my password and said “potatoes” with my account fuck you. And to whoever made a fake version of my account to make it look like I was saying I was gay/a furry, fuck you as well. And if you pirated my account and don’t need the password then dammit.
Potatoes are vegetables and potato chips are just cooked potatoes so potato chips are vegetables