Pit bull jokes

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.

So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂