Pit bull jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.

What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.