Pit bull jokes

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

What has four legs and one arm?

A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"