Pollution

Pollution Jokes

Coal

What is the difference between white people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Lead

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

Mama

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Stereotype

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

Plastic

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Hand

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

Tortoise

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

Plastic

What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

Lesbian

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.