This is American politics that is not true
These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
what do you call a bullet-head? jfk
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. ̈You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you? ̈ The Cuban simply says, ̈See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap. ̈ The other passengers are reassured and respond with, ̈Oh, OK. ̈
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. ̈You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you? ̈ The Russian simply states, ̈See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap. ̈ Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, ̈Ah, yes! Of course. ̈
The American scratches his head and goes, ̈I think I see the pattern here. ̈ So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window! ̈
Hillary Clinton
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats...they want a handout everyday
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
