Politics

Politics Jokes

Meat

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

People

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Yo mama

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Doll

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

File

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Saxophone

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

Racism

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

Cash

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

Covid

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.

Ted Cruz

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Donald Trump

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Nazi

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

Chess

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Obama

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Difference

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.