A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.