60+ Best Politician Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Difference

Anonymous · 2 years ago

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Donald Trump

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Political satire

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-part meme in Spanish, structured as a series of mixing formulas. The first line shows 'Español' (a drawing of a Spanish man) + 'Indígena' (a drawing of an Indigenous woman) resulting in 'Mestizo' (a drawing of a mixed-race person). The second line shows 'Español' + 'Negro' (a drawing of a Black person) resulting in 'Mulato' (a drawing of a mixed-race person). The third line shows 'gaseoso' (a bloated Mr. Incredible character) + 'gaseosa' (a bloated Elastigirl character) resulting in 'bebe gaseoso' (a monstrous green-haired baby character from The Incredibles). The final line shows 'chico de la pastilla ciclope azul' (a cyclops character with blue lips holding a phone) + 'La mamá de Donald Trump' (a black and white photo of Mary Anne MacLeod Trump) resulting in a monstrous cyclops caricature of Donald Trump, labeled 'El presidente que trabaja para ambos partidos políticos.' (The president who works for both political parties).

Politician memes

Donald Trump

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

Message

I'm Hot · 5 years ago

My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

Cat

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Government

JHaria · 5 years ago

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

The Squad

Anonymous · 1 month ago

A photo showing progressive US Congresswomen Ilhan Omar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, and Ayanna Pressley sitting together inside a large green dumpster labeled TRASH ONLY.

Storage

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".

Sibling

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."

Tinder

Willy b · 11 months ago

China

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

Zionism and jihad are brothers

A four-panel image featuring US Presidents Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush, each touching the Western Wall in Jerusalem. On their heads, they are photoshopped wearing red conical Asian hats. Above the panels, the text reads: "I hate how China controls all of our politicians. They make them go touch the Great Wall of China and swear allegiance to the CCP."

Fashion

what’s dudeese · 9 months ago

A Photoshopped image showing Donald Trump and Nicolás Maduro sitting on a couch. Both are wearing grey Nike Tech Fleece tracksuits and black Nike Air Force 1 sneakers. Trump has gold grillz on his teeth and is raising his middle finger. Maduro is making a peace sign. On the table in front of them are bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey and Grey Goose vodka. The text "Quarter zip mfs been real quiet since this dropped" is centered on the image.

Parasite

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Lol

The image shows four different ticks with labels: "Brown Dog Tick," "Deer Tick," "Lone Star Tick," and "Luna Tick." The "Luna Tick" is a picture of Donald Trump pointing to his head.

Politician memes

Community talk

Cosmo idk

Fuck Starmer for so many reasons.