Political humor jokes

Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?

A feminist.

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?

With tiny little Nazis.

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?

A Conservative's Utopia.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.