Political humor jokes
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
