Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."