Political humor jokes
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
This is American politics that is not true.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
