Political humor jokes
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Memes
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
