Political humor jokes

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?

With tiny little Nazis.

Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?

A feminist.