Poland

Poland Jokes

Peace

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Part

The best part about Poland ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ is that the police lights are different.

Bird

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.

German

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Toilet Paper

๐Ÿค” What do Polish people ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ in Poland do with ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“ฐ newspapers ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“ฐ after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. ๐Ÿงป ๐Ÿงป ๐Ÿงป ๐Ÿงป ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜„

Artist

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

Hitler

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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  • German

    When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"