Eastern Europe jokes
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."