Eastern Europe jokes
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.