Plug jokes
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have a hole you can plug and unplug.
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An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
yeah this is true very
Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
Community talk
okay why is there a concept of butterlube and flavoured butt plugs like wtf
I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more
Someone get the breathing machine for this website, we can't pull the plug just yet!!