Plug jokes
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Community talk
okay why is there a concept of butterlube and flavoured butt plugs like wtf
I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more
Someone get the breathing machine for this website, we can't pull the plug just yet!!