Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Plug Jokes
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
