Plastic jokes
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Memes
Theres my friends.....and then theres me
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.