Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
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I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"
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plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
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whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs? A plastic surgeon 😷
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
