Plastic Jokes

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic

Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

What do turtals and lesbians have in comen

they both choke on plastic

Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...

plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake

when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'

How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!

Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.