Plastic jokes

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

The man then got plastic prosthetics.

Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.