Plastic jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.