Plastic jokes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Community talk
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say, I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Therefore, it is of utmost importance that I am a Barbie girl who is indeed, in a Barbie World.
-A FUNNY STORY-
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MY SISTER WAS MAKING RAMEN FOR ME AND SHE FORGOT TO PUT WATER IN AND SHE MELTED THE BOWL AND MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE BURNT PLASTIC AND RANDOM PERFUMES!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!