Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
So when Kim kardasion went into the ocean the lifeguard said no plastic littering
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom.. soph: this is why arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF
Adapt: Hey Adapt, Did you know your smart? Smart for being retarded Yo adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE Normal People: I support only 1 team Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And i'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
