You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
Be careful around fire plastic melts
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.
What is more used than plastic? Hookers
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
So when Kim kardasion went into the ocean the lifeguard said no plastic littering
why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl
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