Pirates Jokes

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why do rappers make terrible pirates?

Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his booty strength!

What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?

Captain Rhyme.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

Aye, Argh, Sea.

What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”