Pirates jokes

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

3.14% of sailors are pirates.

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.