pirate's jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it鈥檚 the "R," but it鈥檚 actually the "C".
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
3.14% of sailors are...
蟺-rates.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.