A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What's a pirates favourite shop
Arrrrrrrrgos
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
