pirate's jokes
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Quick Buck
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.