A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Pirates Jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
